funny signs.

got this from one of the forum i belong to.
funny! funny! funny! :)


Parlor in San Juan: Cut & Face.

Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks.

Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee.

Internet cafe opened among squatters: Cafe Pindot.

In Manila, a laundry place: Summa Cum Laundry.

Petshop in Ortigas: Pussies and *****es.

A pet shop in Kamuning: Pakita Mo Pet Mo.

Bakery: Bread Pit.

Bank in Alabang: Alabank.

Restaurant in Pampanga: Mekeni Rogers.

Restaurant in Pasig: Johnny's Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina.

A boxing gym: Blow Jab.

A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida.

A copy center in Sikatuna Village: Pakopya ni Edgar.

A beerhouse in Cavite: Chickpoint.

Laundromat in Sikatuna: Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes.

Internet cafe in Taguig: n@kopi@.

Name of a kambingan: Sa Goat Kita.

A salon somewhere: Curl Up And Dye.

A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: Gee Congee.

A water refilling station in Dapitan: Wa-Thirst.

A store selling feeds for chickens: Robocock.

Shoe repair in Marikina: Dr. Shoe-Bago.

Petshop: Petness First.

Flower shop: Susan's Roses.

Taxicab: Income Taxi.

A 2nd hand watch store: 2nd Time Around.

A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit.

A shrimp store: Hipon Coming Back.

A gay lawyers extension office: Nota Republic.

A ceiling installer: Kisame Street .

A car repair shop: Bangga ka day?.

An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You.

A fishball cart named: Poke Poke.

A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines.

A bakery: Anak Ng Tinapay...

A resto along Mayon road in Manila: May Lisa Eatery.

Laundry shop: Wash Your Problem.

Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat.

Chicharon store: Chicha Hut.

Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot.

A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls.

A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber.

A Resto: The Last Supper.

A goto resto: Goto Ko Pa!.

A peanut vendor's cart: Mani ni Papa.

A gym in Malolos: Gaymann Fitness Center.

A party needs business: Balloon-Balloonan.

A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang.

Panaderia: Trimonay Bakeshop.

Salon: Hair Dot Comb.

Nail Spa in Greenhills: Cocomo

Signage on a restaurant: We are open 25 hrs. a day - no lunch/dinner breaks!.

A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken.

Slogan of a mobile massage business: Massage only, God is watching.

Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you.

bigla akong na-homsick...
cheers!

facebook the pinoy way.

facebuko ang pinoy style ng facebook.


...and this made my day!

hahaha!

cheers!

I e-malied a chain letter for me, myself and for u.

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also……. Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer…

* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.(actually I'm on the process of selling my car and plan to got to work by foot, everyday!)

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those emails with friendship ppts, mazhabi, quotes etc. Now most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 111,500 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm. or meteorite will strike you on the most sensitive part of your body…. but the best thing is you will win a lottery if you spend $1,000,000 to buy the tickets…

Nothing has happened till now…. but who knows. So please forward…